i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
People in love make me want to vomit
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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