Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
