yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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