I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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