I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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