I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
you made out with another girl for some wings
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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