You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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