Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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