So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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