with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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