STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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