I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
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every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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