Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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