you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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