Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
dude. I can hear the air.
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