She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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