Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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