Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's not a walk of shame if you run
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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