all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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