Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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