I hate your face
My friends, they love my intelligence
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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