Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
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my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
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Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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