You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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