Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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