i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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