My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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