remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I want to fling myself into the sun
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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