Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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