shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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