pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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