So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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