On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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