In the future we'll all be gay
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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