No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
My ass is underappreciated
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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