I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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