She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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