Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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