everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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