Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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