all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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