Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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