I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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