In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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