I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Randomize
