is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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