Dual....:-)
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Randomize
