How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
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No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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