I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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