laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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