i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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