Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
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When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
tell me about the eggs
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