dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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