yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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