Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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