Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I didn't shave. On purpose
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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