you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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