It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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